AISubs v3.7
No way, man! You're amazing!
No way! I'm impressed!
You're being told off!
I've been active for 9 years, and looking back at my past videos...
Wow, at this moment, I was able to say some really good things...
I don't think there's a beginning like that.
Sometimes...
Hehe, I don't remember, but...
There's something like that!
But, you know, I was able to say it well, but...
It's really hard to use beyond that.
When I'm left with something similar,
I used to do this kind of thing...
But then I was told it was really fun...
Wow, I can't say that anymore...
Because you're enjoying it!
Yeah!
I don't like being thought of as enjoying it, so...
When you're doing something...
There's something you need to say back!
Hey, you know...
You need to increase your output!
Let's strengthen it!
Okay!
Well, this time, we're going to watch and learn!
I caught a wild YouTuber...
Oh!
And locked him up in his room...
Oh my!
Yeah, like this...
Oh my!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
No, like...
It's like an experiment...
It's like...
"It's like an experiment..." "It's like gold..."
Yeah...
You've been caught, haven't you?
Yes!
Um, he...
I don't know what he's going to do to me...
And I don't know what this project is about either...
From now on...
Two against two...
Well, one team at a time...
You can do anything to him!
Hmm!
Anything?
Anything!
"Oh!" "Anything, right?"
And you know...
There are various reactions you want to see from him!
Hmm!
This time...
In that team competition...
When Tetsuya does something...
The first reaction...
The first word!
For example, "Ah, hot!"
If you say it... "Ah!"
Hmm...
It hurts!
If you say it... "I!"
Hmm...
We're going to...
Take each other's flippers!
We're going to have a match!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Um, of course...
Well, there's a common rule...
If you say "Ah!" and you lose...
The other team will say "Ah!"
Hmm!
But it doesn't matter!
Yes!
So, um...
This time...
First half and second half...
45 minutes each!
Oh!
There's an additional time!
What's in the half-time?
Is it a half-time?
There's a half-time show!
What?!
His half-time show is...
Half-time show!
Well, at that time...
We had a match, but...
How about a half-time show?
Let's do it!
I'd like to say something like that!
And...
There's a possibility it's a subtle "oh"!
And there's a possibility it's between "ah" and "oh"...
Ah!
In order to judge that...
I'll be locked up in that room for a moment...
And I'll just say "Ah!" or "oh"!
And I'll just say "ah"! or "oh"!
Yes!
Well, I hope you'll enjoy it and study it!
Yes!
You're a native, aren't you?
Yes!
So...
Well, I'll leave the rest of it up to you!
Well, I'll start the match quickly!
Yes!
The team hasn't been decided yet, has it?
Ready...
Go!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors?
Rock, paper, scissors...
Yeah!
Go!
Thank you!
30000 yen
What did you do?
I gave you the money...
I gave you the money for the license...
But I was too stupid at first...
Eh? What? Ah!
I was too stupid, so I just apologized and forgot about it...
Is it okay?
Of course, of course
Okay, okay
Well, it's okay at first, so I decided not to do anything at first
Should we say the number of tickets?
Yeah
Ten
Please come in
This is for you...
Thank you very much
Ah?
I said 'ah'
When I gave you the almond chocolate...
Well, I thought you'd say 'ah'
But you said 'thank you'
Ah, I see
Can I ask you something?
Ah, sure
I can't remember it at all.
I'm sorry, but I don't know the name of the song.
Can you tell me?
What was it?
"Facing Up and Walking"?
That's right! "Facing Up and Walking"!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing.
Thank you very much!
You asked me a question!
That may be a strong question.
Let's go with A.
I'll think about it.
Sekito is scary...
I got it!
Good job.
Thank you.
Really?
I did what I was told.
What did you do?
If I did something that doesn't make sense,
people would say "what?"
And I'd say "I really don't know what you're talking about."
Well, in a way, you did what you were told.
I went too far and ended up like this.
OK, let's go.
By the way, have you heard of it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Tetsuya Tokugawa's favorite saying, "The letters are different."
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm going to say.
The letters are different.
Tetsuya's favorite saying?
I've never heard of it.
The letters are different!
Don't you say that?
I don't know.
You don't know.
It doesn't look like it.
Isn't it different?
You say it a lot, so you'll definitely succeed, right?
I'll definitely succeed.
As expected.
Hey!
What?
Oh, did you get it?
Really?
You made a mistake!
Why did you say "ick"?
I-i-ck
I pretended to say "niku" (meat)
"Niku" is "niku"
"Ick" is "niku"
"Sanku" is "niku"
I was aiming for "niku" and "sanku"
But I said "ick" here.
You're a good boy!
But...
The first fast sneezing competition!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...fight!
Fast Sneezing Competition
I did it! I won! I did it! I did it!
Wow!
I did it!
What did you do?
Clapping?
That's right.
When did you start it?
Did you really start it?
Yes, I did.
I didn't say "what?" I did it with a slice of a cookie like this.
Did you buy it?
I bought it.
I'm bored, so I'm getting used to it.
Really?
Yes, I did it.
Really?
Try it.
No way!
What?
This is it!
Are you serious?
Yes!
Cheers!
Is there anyone who wants to drink with me?
Yes!
How about you?
Really?
Yes!
Cheers!
It's good.
How was it?
It's good.
It's good!
It's hard to find a horse.
I'm glad you like horses.
What are you doing?
What?
I'll tell you later.
What is it?
World Cup is really good.
Did you go to a sports club?
No, I haven't.
Really?
Let's go next time.
I want to go.
What?
What is it?
Why is it not matching with me?
A little more.
Why is it not matching with me?
What?
Put it on this side.
It is foreлушай.
Is it forexloy?!
Wait a minute.
It is fore boy.
What do you mean??
It should be please.
What do you mean?
Please.
Isn't it foreboy?
Hold it up.
It is normally around here.
Like this?
It's not like that at all!
What?
It's like...
It's like a virus that's being eaten up!
You touched it, didn't you?
What?
It happens, doesn't it?
When you touch it.
It's "me", isn't it?
What were you doing?
Basically, you were showing off, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
Don't get so excited over nothing like that.
Damn it!
Let's see your reaction.
Our reaction is...
Can I say something?
Finally...
I'm getting excited.
Like this, right?
Put some ice water in your back and...
Good reaction.
I bought something in the morning.
Close it.
What is it?
Close it.
This.
It's a minion!
Yes.
You bought a minion!
No.
It's a minion!
What is it?
It's amazing!
I want it so much!
Right?
Say it, Mike!
I'm sorry, but I want you to buy it.
It's a souvenir for Minion.
We can only buy it at UNIVERSE.
Yeah.
Let's go!
I'll get mad!
I'll only get mad!
You're the one who's close to getting mad!
While we were talking about buying a car, he came in and gave it to me.
Is it a contract?
I don't know what a contract is.
I wanted to do it earlier, so I'd like you to do it the other way around.
Oh, I see.
In a short time.
All right, let's go!
All right, drink it!
Oh, I see.
It's easier to say if you do it the other way around.
Yeah, it's easier to say.
That's good.
Straight ahead!
Mike, come in, come in!
Do you think it's better for us to be together?
It's better for us to be together.
Oh, it's out!
It's weird.
What's wrong with your throat?
You know, there's a lot of stuff going in and out of my throat.
Yeah, I remember.
It was terrible.
It's terrible.
It's like, "Wouldn't it be better for us to be together?"
No, it's not like that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, it's dangerous!
I've decided to go for a ride!
My dad's car's window is closed!
You...
You broke the window!
Oh, you're annoying!
You broke my window!
I won't listen to you!
I'll come and beat you up next time.
I'm a weird genius.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Yeah, you're trying to get out of here.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Yeah, you're trying to get out of here.
Do you want me to do a reaction here?
Yeah, do it.
I'll do a reaction here.
Let's stop it.
There's no point in doing it.
Ouch!
(singing)
(moaning)
(coughing)
It stinks!
"ku" came.
Oh!
"ja" "ta"
It stinks!
"ku" put "kusa" there.
(laughing)
Yuto-san, I have something new for you.
Really?
I don't have the courage to say it, so I'll say it.
You will?
Yes.
This!
(laughing)
It's hard!
"Ko" is good.
Shall I introduce you "ko"?
No, I don't want it.
Oh, you don't want it.
No, I don't want it.
"Ko" is here.
Oh, I just got it.
"Da" is "Town"
Oh?
It's a half-time show.
Oh, it's a half-time show.
Let's go over there.
What is it?
May I?
It's on the left and right wall.
Oh? Oh?
What is it?
It's a half-time show.
Please come in!
(applause)
It's a half-time show.
Yes.
I've crushed my reaction system.
It's about what kind of compliments I'll get.
I'll say it clearly.
I'll get "Me"
"Me"?
Me
He said "me"
Because I said "Mengo"
It's easy to aim like this
He said "Mengo"
Let's look at the details
Wow, the pack is really good
What?
The pack I gave you earlier
Why did you put it on me?
Put it on me!
He was really noisy
What?
He was really noisy
Thank you for putting it on me
You look like Jinmen-san
I'm in trouble
I'm going to go out
Blackjack-sensei asked me to take it for him
Let's go together
It might be better
It's me
Thank you
You got it
Blackjack-sensei asked me to take it for him
Let's play fair and square
Right or left?
Right
Then this one
OK?
I don't like it
Ready...
Start!
That's right!
That room stinks
I got "that's right"
It stinks
That's right
Yes
What should we do?
I have something to say
What is it?
I'm thinking of starting my own YouTube channel
YouTube?
Yes
I'm aiming for 1 million subscribers
What about your channel name?
Channel name?
YOSHSHAA CHANNEL
Will it get 1 million subscribers?
"YOSHSHAA" from "SHAA"
Really?
You can give it a name
Let's do it!
"YOSHSHAA" from "YOSHSHAA"
YouTube is difficult, isn't it?
"GELGIGU" TV
The last one, the last one.
Squeeze it out.
I see.
Are you ready?
You want to crush the tree, don't you?
Yes.
Now, we will start the "tree-eating" surgery.
Please lie down.
The surgery has been successfully completed.
Thank you, doctor.
Don't mention it.
Now we can have a healthy baby.
Did you wear it?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Are you serious?
It's different from what I expected.
You bought it recently, didn't you?
It's not liver, is it?
I had a terrible "tree-eating" surgery.
What can I say?
I'm curious about it.
I may be asked about it.
In a sense.
The trap I set up yesterday is caught.
It's caught.
Is it heavy?
Are you serious?
It's caught!
It's Max Muraisan!
It's Max Muraisan, 10 years later!
It's Max Muraisan!
It's my secret technique!
Strike shot!
I see.
It's my secret technique!
I see.
You're good!
You're good, Max!
It's amazing, isn't it?
What?
You pulled it off beautifully, didn't you?
You didn't wear it, did you?
It's amazing.
It's under me.
I wonder where Tetsuya will go on his next trip.
Where will Tetsuya go on his next trip?
Algeria
I'll look up Algeria
This is a 3800 year old baseball
It's difficult
I'm sorry if I can't help you
I don't know why either
It's impossible
There is something that can only be found in this
Ta-dah!
What?
Fischer's
This is it
I see
You can only find it in this
I see
I'll go look for it
Well then
What should I do?
Should I make a reservation for this?
Well then
I'll leave it to you
Okay
This one
Well then
I'll give you my address first
Okay
Fischer's Middle School
Masai
Yamadera High School 1
I have no choice but to make a mistake.
I'm sorry.
You made a mistake.
But there are a lot of "yo".
Really?
Why do you fill "ya" ?
I'm aiming for "ya".
There is "ya-kon".
He says he is Yamadera High School 1.
Yamadera High School 1
So,
I would like you to talk about "yo".
Is it difficult for you to raise "yo"?
Well, it is difficult.
It is difficult.
It is your first time raising "yo", isn't it?
Today, I would like you to meet your seniors.
I see.
Nice to meet you.
You have a lot of family.
That's right.
He has been raising "yo" for a long time.
If you have any questions, please ask me today.
Yamadera High School 1
What do you call your grandmother?
She is called "Baba papa baba".
Bapa papa baba.
Thank you.
Misao san, thank you for your hard work.
What!?
We finished!
So,
Okay, I'll sleep over there.
Are you okay?
Yes.
The game is over. Thank you for your hard work.
This time, let's invite the co-star, Tezuya-san.
Please come in!
Good work.
I'm the co-star.
Thank you for your hard work.
Tezuya-san, I think you've seen today's video.
Can you guess what kind of video it was?
Two teams are divided, right?
Two teams are divided and I want you to say certain words or letters.
Sometimes it was really powerful.
Like this.
I really wanted you to say certain words.
Like this.
I wanted you to say certain words.
It was like a mini-drama.
It was like "Puchi Enta no Kamisama".
I really wanted you to say certain words.
Did you have any particular words you wanted me to say?
Did you have any critical words?
Like "jinmensou".
"Jinmensou" is "jinmensou".
I wanted you to say "jinmensou".
You got half of it right.
I got it right.
You said something to me and I was like "Wow!".
You said you wanted me to say certain words.
Yes.
You were really determined.
You're really good at setting up.
I was really serious when I said "I've prepared this".
You shouldn't have prepared this.
I was like "I'm not good at this, what should I do?"
You're totally wrong.
There was "Mahoroshi no Netamise".
That was a shame.
I'm sorry, I couldn't film it well because of the camera.
That was the funniest one.
"Maebari Imecha".
You don't have it?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
Isn't it a legend?
"Itsuka Mado San", "Airi Shinji".
"Maebari Imecha" is a bit...
Oh my god!
Wow, this is...
Wow!
When I thought about it, I almost died.
I almost died.
My personality changed from the middle.
That's true.
There were about three phases.
I wanted to be an engine from the middle.
You don't know how low the calories are over there.
You're three times taller than me.
It was a long day, seriously.
It looks delicious.
Well, we said we'd take each other's letters at 50 won.
Personally, I thought it would be 20 to 20.
It's a pretty even game.
You didn't say anything about your age.
"Shimario Ahomatsufukunesoya".
9 points!
"Toshiume Iutohanachikoshikeowa".
11 points!
"Toshiume" wins!
The combination of "chi" and "yu" wasn't good.
By saying "tosh" and "yume", we made a lot of funny contos.
It's like fighting with yourself.
Rather than making people's reactions funny,
it seems like you're better at making yourself funny.
Let's stretch it out.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.